Feeling Tired For a DNA Test?

Are you too tired or just not in a mood to go to a clinic for DNA test? As long as you have $15,000 I can help you. Here is the world’s first personal DNA tester. It’s called the Spartan DX. Whatever question you have about DNA, Spartan DX has the answer.

If you thought the name was cool, the personal DNA tester also has cool performance. You can get the results in as fast as 30 minutes! No more waiting days after DNA results, place your sample, go watch some Simpsons, and before you know it you will discover if it was in fact your mom who entered your room when you weren’t there.